(S1E1) Pilot
Air date: January 11, 2004
Audrey and Walter are getting married; while Josh is happy, Drake is bummed. Drake learns that Josh is Miss Nancy, the advice columnist for the school newspaper, and uses this to get a date with Tiffany Margolis, angering her boyfriend, who challenges Josh to a fight.
(S1E2) Dune Buggy
Air date: January 18, 2004
Drake and Josh receive a broken-down dune buggy from a friend and fix it up, but are forbidden by their parents to drive it. Drake disobeys them and drives it anyway, injuring himself when he crashes it but keeping his injuries a secret to stay out of trouble. Josh finds out when he gets a call from the emergency room and convinces Drake to come clean. When they turn on the car’s radio, the song Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous by Good Charlotte can be heard.
(S1E3) Believe me, Brother
Air date: January 25, 2004
Megan films sheepish shots of Drake and Josh while Susan, Drake’s current girlfriend, flirts with Josh. When she kisses him, Drake comes in and she makes him think Josh is the one hitting on her. As a prank, Megan films this and puts this, along with a bunch of other embarrassing shots, into Drake’s music video project, which unknowingly helps Drake and Josh by exposing Susan as the two-timer that she is.
(S1E4) Two Idiots And A Baby
Air date: February 8, 2004
Josh tells Walter that he and Drake will babysit the boss’s son so that Walter can get a promotion, much to Drake’s dismay. The baby disappears and Josh panics while Drake leaves to play in a concert. However, underlying loyalty compels Drake to return and help Josh find the baby before Walter and his boss return
(S1E5) First Crush
Air date: February 15, 2004
Josh gets his first crush on Cathy. While trying to impress her, he accidentally blurts out that he plays guitar, but he really can’t. Cathy wants Josh to play his guitar at her birthday party. However, Drake and his band get kicked out of a coffee shop he plays in due to Megan’s snake, Robert.
(S1E6) Grammy
Air date: February 22, 2004
When Audrey, Walter and Megan leave the house for the weekend, Josh’s grandmother comes to babysit. Grammy makes a deal with Drake- if he beats her at a basketball game, he can go with his friends, but not to a concert. He wins, but once there, finds out the tickets his friends made are frauds, and Grammy has to pay a $200 fine. After losing another basketball game against Grammy, Drake is forced to explain about the concert to his parents, but Grammy stops him, seeing as he paid back the $200 and was willing to tell them, instead explaining that she beat Drake at basketball.
(S2E1) The Bet
Air date: March 14, 2004
Drake has an addiction to junk food and Josh has an addiction to video games. One stormy and rainy Saturday, Audrey asks Drake and Josh to pick up Megan from her friend’s house, but when Audrey gets home, she sees that Megan is soaked and then grounds Drake and Josh for not picking her up. The two boys then make a bet that whoever caves first on their addiction has to dye their hair pink.
(S2E2) Movie Job
Air date: March 28, 2004
Josh gets a job at The Premiere for making “Crazy” Steve (Jerry Trainor) quit after complaining about his wobbly drink holder but Helen soon forgets Josh’s job. Drake soon starts working there, too. However, Drake seems to be stealing Josh’s limelight as a good employee, despite being as lazy as usual. Drake was being adored by the boss, Helen, and that leads her promoting Drake to assistant manager.
(S2E3) Guitar
Air date: March 21, 2004
Drake wins tickets to his favorite band’s concert, Zero Gravity, and he also gets an autographed Cherry Red Fender Stratocaster signed by the lead guitarist, Devin Malone. Josh plugs it into Drake’s bad amplifier to show Megan how an electric guitar works, and the guitar explodes. Josh tries to buy a new one and get it autographed before Drake finds out. Meanwhile, Walter struggles to bond with Drake.
(S2E4) Football
Air date: April 4, 2004
Drake says Josh is uncool after Josh humiliates a cheerleader (Leah Pipes) and makes him try out for the school football team to become popular. Josh becomes the equipment manager, but will have to play in the state finals after his brownies, poisoned by Megan, makes all of the players sick.
(S2E5) Pool Shark
Air date: April 18, 2004
Drake discovers Josh is amazing at pool. He takes advantage of this and uses him to hustle several people. Josh finds out and makes a plan to teach Drake a lesson on hustling. Meanwhile, Walter tries to find a gift for Audrey’s birthday.
(S2E6) Smart Girl
Air date: April 25, 2004
Drake joins the academic team at school to impress a girl he likes. He competes in the academic bowl while Josh feeds him info through a radio, but then Josh’s radio gets overridden with a burger joint broadcast causing Drake’s team to lose points
(S2E7) Little Diva
Air date: May 2, 2004
The Premiere is holding a Hollywood premiere starring Ashley Blake, a fictional child actress. Drake and Josh are forced to become her personal assistants. When she gets knocked out, due to an accident involving a bucket and a door, they have to bring her to The Premiere without making it look like she’s unconscious.
(S2E8) Blues Brothers
Air date: September 12, 2004
Drake prepares for a talent show; Josh appeared on his dad’s weather channel and discovers that he has stage fright, making him look bad on TV, so everyone starts to tease him. To make him stop looking bad, Drake offers him to appear in his talent show audition and perform the song Soul Man.
(S2E9) Driver’s License
Air date: September 14, 2004
Drake fails to get his driver’s license while Josh obtains it, though Walter swears he will confiscate their license if either of them get tickets after he forces them to take a pre-test. Josh obtains a traffic ticket the day he gets his driver’s license and Drake pays for the ticket. Drake holds this over Josh’s head and makes Josh drive him everywhere, causing a fight.
(S2E10) Number 1 Fan
Air date:September 19, 2004
A girl, Wendy, from Megan’s campfire troop has a crush on Drake. She begins to follow him and will not leave Drake alone. Josh becomes manager of the Campfire Kids
(S2E11) Mean Teacher
Air date: September 26, 2004
Drake wants to break up with his girlfriend, Kelly, because she laughs at everything in a weird way, but can’t because her mother, Alice Hayfer, treatens him with summer school if he dumps her. Josh gets an ugly shirt, which he claims to be good luck.
(S2E12) The Gary Grill
Air date: October 17, 2004
Drake and Josh get into selling grills and are making a lot of money until they find out that the grills were stolen by Buddy and Guy, two wanted criminals notorious for robberies.
(S2E13) Drew and Jerry
Air date: October 24, 2004
Drake gets jealous of Josh’s new friend, Drew, a kid who looks and acts like Drake, so Drake gets a new friend named Jerry, a kid who looks and acts like Josh, to make Josh jealous.
(S2E14) Honor Council
Air date: November 28, 2004
Drake is falsely accused of pulling a prank on Mrs. Hayfer and she suspends him for it. Josh decides to defend Drake in front of the honor council to prove his brother’s innocence, but his opposition is his archenemy Mindy Crenshaw.
(S3E1) The Drake & Josh Inn
Air date: April 2, 2005
Audrey and Walter leave the house to go to Los Angeles for Spring Break, leaving Drake and Josh in charge of Megan. After spending money meant for Megan’s food,they overhear that a wife and husband don’t have a place to stay, so Drake and Josh decide to turn their house into a Bed and Breakfast hotel to make more money. Megan goes along with it as long as she is treated like a hotel guest. Then things go bad when Drake registers a bunch of college kids in. There is only one person that’s fed up and can help Drake and Josh – and that’s Megan.
(S3E2) Peruvian Puff Pepper
Air date: April 9, 2005
Drake and Josh hope to expose Megan for her pranks, but instead get punished for scaring her. But then, after winning a salsa contest against her after using an illegal secret ingredient, the Peruvian Puff Pepper, in their salsa, the herb is revealed to cause chronic kidney failure and chapped lips. Instead, Megan wins the TV and Drake and Josh have to repaint the walls.
(S3E3) We’re Married?
Air date: April 16, 2005
Josh’s foreign e-pal, Yooka, visits his house, but Drake gets all the attention. Drake and Josh soon learn that she is homesick, and Josh gets a man to perform a friendship ceremony to make Yooka more at home, but it turns out to be a wedding ceremony. Josh tries to break the marriage up before it’s too late.
(S3E4) Mindy’s Back
Air date: April 30, 2005
Mindy Crenshaw returns from the mental institution and, once again, beats Josh in the science fair. With advice from Megan, Josh attempts to ignore her, but unfortunately, Mindy picks him as her partner for her project, where they eventually realize they have feelings for one another and begin to date. However, Josh is too worried to tell Drake about the relationship after having a nightmare that his head explodes when he tells him, causing Mindy to dump Josh. When Drake finally finds out, he tries to get the couple back together.
(S3E5) The Affair
Air date: May 21, 2005
Drake and Josh come to a sad conclusion that Walter is cheating on Audrey, and after a lot of eavesdropping and spying on Walter and his new “girlfriend”, they try to make Walter fall in love with their mom again.
(S3E6) Playing The Field
Air date: June 4, 2005
Drake fears that he made the wrong decision when he breaks up with Tori, his recent girlfriend. When he wants to win her love back again, Drake finds out Tori is already seeing other guys, so he goes on a date with another girl, Eliza, to make Tori jealous. Josh grows a mustache which keeps him from Mindy, because she wants him to get rid of the mustache.
(S3E7) Helen’s Surgey
Air date: June 11, 2005
Drake and Josh must assist Helen after an eye surgery leaves her temporarily blind. But after finding out that her apartment has a hot tub, plasma screen TV, and other jazzy items, Drake takes advantage of her blindness.
(S3E8) Paging Dr. Drake
Air date: October 1, 2005
Josh is in the hospital with a broken foot from dropping a weight on it. Drake gets romantic attention from nurses and much more trouble than he expected when he dresses up as a doctor and is mistaken for a visiting boy genius surgeon.
(S3E9) Foam Finger
Air date: October 8, 2005
Drake and Josh are in a big fight over a foam finger that they both wanted when they were 8 but Drake thinks that Josh started the fight and Josh thinks that Drake started the fight, but it was actually Megan who tricked them into fighting.
(S3E10) Girl Power
Air date: October 15, 2005
Drake wants to break up with Lucy, after finding out that she is tougher than he is, but instead, Drake challenges her to a fight to prove that he’s tougher than she is. Lucy wins. Josh tries to impress Mindy’s parents.
(S3E11) Sheep Thrills
Air date: October 22, 2005
Megan talks Drake and Josh into temporarily babysitting her newly adopted sheep while she thinks of a way to explain this to their parents by promising not to pull any pranks on them for 3 months. The sheep gives birth to a goat on Drake’s bed. Drake and Josh must then hide the sheep from their parents while Megan is at oboe practice but fail. The brothers try to tell the parents it was Megan’s fault, but they don’t believe them and ground them for a month.
Drake & Josh Go Hollywood (movie)
Air date: January 6, 2006
While Drake and Josh’s parents are off on a cruise, it is the boys’ responsibility to get Megan to the airport to visit a friend in Denver, Colorado; however, they mistakenly put her on a plane to L.A. and must follow her to get her back. Once there, while attempting to track down Megan, the boys get caught up in a dangerous counterfeiting scheme.
(S3E15) Megan’s New Teacher
Air date: January 28, 2006
Josh becomes Megan’s teacher and highly challenges the classmates with college-level chemistry, even failing them on pop quizzes they never studied for. Because of this, Megan becomes hated by her classmates. Drake finds an amazing kid drummer and allows him to play for the band on Friday, but the drummer isn’t allowed to play after he fails one of Josh’s pop quizzes. Now Megan and Drake must make Josh get fired.
(S3E16) Little Sibling
Air date: February 4, 2006
To keep from being sent to Remedial English, Drake agrees to mentor a little kid named Sammy. Unfortunately, this little kid wants nothing to do with Drake and prefers Josh, nearly getting Drake in trouble. To keep himself from having another bad experience in Remedial English, Drake must prove to Mrs. Hayfer that he can be a better “big brother” to Sammy than Josh is. However, he fails and Drake gets sent back to Remedial English but is rescued by Josh.
(S3E17) Theater Thug
Air date: February 18, 2006
Josh re-enacts the Theater Thug on FBI’s Most Wanted at the Premiere, but ends up being mistaken for the real Theater Thug and gets arrested several times, leading to a bigger surprise for him when the real Theater Thug shows up at the Premiere.
(S3E18) The Demonator
Air date: February 25, 2006
Drake, Josh and Megan want to ride a roller coaster called the Demonator on its opening night, but Drake and Josh have to babysit their great grandfather, Papa Nichols, who recently had surgery. Craig and Eric come to watch him while Drake, Josh, and Megan go off to ride the Demonator, where they keep getting sent to the back of the line. because Papa Nichols wakes up disoriented, thinks he was back in World War II and that Craig and Eric are from Germany, he attacks them.
(S3E19) Alien Invasion
Air date: March 18, 2006
With their parents away, Drake and Josh are tired of Megan’s pranks and try to get her back by making her believe that aliens are invading, by placing a picture from a horror DVD into her computer, hacking her transmission radio and dressing up as aliens. When they succeed, much to Megan’s displeasure, the three see a “real” alien…Which turns out to be another of Megan’s pranks.
(S3E20) Dr. Phyllis Show
Air date: April 8, 2006
After Drake and Josh keep Megan up all night with their fighting, she gives them two tickets to the ‘Dr. Phyllis Show’ where they reminisce about prior episodes of them fighting. Then it shows Dr. Phyllis bickering to Drake and Josh because Drake made fun of her daughter “Hot” Liza, who he previously used to make Tori jealous. Drake and Josh later find out that Dr. Phyllis was only trying to extract the bad times between them, so they reminisce the good times between them.
(S4E1) Josh Runs Into Oprah
Air date: September 24, 2006
Drake forgets that it is Josh’s birthday. Realizing his mistake, Drake gets tickets for Josh to see Oprah Winfrey, Josh’s idol, and a back stage pass. However, Josh exaggerates about parking near the entrance to prevent sweating and Drake causes Josh to run into Oprah. They then try to visit her in the hospital, but fail to pass through two security guards. Megan tries to take care of Toby, Janie’s virtual pet
(S4E2) Vicious Tiberius
Air date: October 1, 2006
Josh volunteers to watch over Mrs. Hayfer’s house while she’s away, and Drake tags along. However, she never mentioned that she had vicious and dangerous rottweiler named Tiberius, who chases them into the bathroom where they hide for most of the night.
(S4E3) Aunt Catherine Wedding
air date: October 15, 2006
Drake and Josh are asked to deliver a cake to their hated Aunt Catherine’s wedding, in hope that the family can get her beach house when she dies. But after Drake gives Craig and Eric Josh’s laptop case with Josh’s cell phone and the car keys, they use Trevor’s broken car to try and make it to the wedding on time.
(S4E4) Mindy Loves Josh
Air date: october 22, 2006
Mindy and Josh are working on a project for the Science Fair, but they realise that because of their different views, they each decide to make a photon cannon, but Josh goes crazy when Mindy tells him she loves him shortly after. After telling Mindy he wasn’t sure of his feelings towards her, he finds out from Drake that Mindy may have only said that to distract him from beating her in the Science Fair. Megan seeks revenge on Drake after he eats her big cookie. She discovers a disease that turns the hands and feet a sickly greenish color, and she dyes Drake’s hands and feet green to make him believe he has the disease, making him stick his hands and feet into lizard urine, in an attempt to cure the disease.
(S4E5) Who’s Got Game?
Air date: November 5, 2006
Now that Mindy and Josh are not dating anymore, Drake and Josh make a bet to see who can score more dates. The bet seems to go smoothly until Drake falls in love with Carly, an employee at a music store. Josh is on a roll with the help of Audrey with scoring dates, but after Carly overhears Drake arguing with Josh about the bet, she becomes angry. Now Drake must show her he can be honest to get back together with her.
(S4E6) The Great Doheny
Air date: November 12, 2006
Josh’s idol, Henry Doheny (parody of Harry Houdini), appears at the Premiere and uses Drake and Josh as his personal helpers. Then, Mr. Doheny moves in with Drake & Josh, causing annoyance. When Josh figures out that nobody hires him anymore, Drake and Josh decide to get him recognized again.
(S4E7) I Love Sushi
Air date: November 26, 2006
As an anniversary gift for their parents, Drake & Josh agreed to have their living room renovated by the company of a show called “Pump My Room”. Unfortunately, instead of fixing their living room, the company stole their furniture while they were kept out of the house. In order to pay for the stolen items, Drake and Josh decide to work at a fish factory packaging sushi. Tribute to I Love Lucy episode
(S4E8) The storm
Air date: January 7, 2007
Due to Walter’s bad weather predictions, Drake’s long-awaited hopes of opening up for The Sparks are crushed when a storm approaches, stranding him and his friends and family in his house. To make matters worse for him, he desperately attempts to keep his current girlfriend, Carly, from meeting his ex-girlfriends, but when the three meet, he suddenly becomes paranoid about it and wants to know what they are talking about. Meanwhile, Craig has to crank a television for “Crazy” Steve so he can watch Dora the Explorer and Walter must do a live broadcast during the bad storm
(S4E9) My Dinner with Bobo
Air date: January 14, 2007
When Drake and Josh earn money to buy a car, they aren’t able to agree on one they both like. Drake steals the money while Josh is taking a bath and uses it to buy an orangutan named Bobo from the car dealer. They eventually sell Bobo to a doctor he meets at The Premiere. Megan is suspicious and looks up the guy who they sold Bobo to, who happens to eat orangutans. Drake and Josh then go to the doctors house to return the money and get Bobo back, unfortunately things don’t go to plan and the doctor locks Drake and Josh in the closet. The police arrive and apprehend the doctor. But he runs away before they can catch him.
(S4E10) Tree House
Air date: January 21, 2007
After a model rocket explodes in their neighbor’s tree house, Drake, Josh, and Megan try to rebuild it so that Drake and Josh can double date with twins on the same night. Unfortunately, they attach the last part of the wall before Drake has a chance to cut out the door and they get locked up in the tree house and stays there and instead, Craig and Eric get the double twin dates.
(S4E11) Josh is done
Air date: February 11, 2007
Drake leaves Josh behind while he goes to school to make out with his girlfriend, Kat, which causes Josh to miss an important test. As his test is dropped down a grade, Josh becomes furious at Drake. Later, Josh thinks that his life would be better if Drake wasn’t in it, and considers Drake as just a roommate and nothing more but they think dfferently when they experience fortunate and unfortunate events over the next few days
(S4E12) Eric Punches Drake
Air date: February 18, 2007
Eric tries to show Craig a karate move when he hits Drake in the eye. rumors are spreading that Eric beat up Drake for making fun of his sister, and Eric becomes more popular than Drake, reducing Drake to a wimp and a laughing stock. Drake soon learns from Craig, who Eric abandoned for popularity, that Eric is a pacifist, and then Drake exposes Eric in front of a group of people from school. Josh finds Mindy with a guy he claims to be her boyfriend (actually Mindy’s cousin) and becomes jealous.Mindy goes to tell Josh that is was actually her cousin and that he no gave him opportunity to tell him,but they end up kissing.
(S4E13) Megan’s Revenge
Air date: March 4, 2007
Drake and Josh fear retaliation from Megan after they think they accidentally killed her rare Cuban hamster by the flash of a digital camera. But soon, their fear takes over them in so many ways, leading to the biggest surprise ever.
(S4E14) Steered Straight
Air date: March 11, 2007
Drake gets himself and Josh fake IDs so that they can enter a club to listen to Josh’s favorite band, the Hailstones (Parody of the Rolling Stones). Unfortunately, they are caught by the police. Their parents, fed up with the both of them getting into trouble, decide to put them in a police program, to teach them what it’s like to be in jail. But they soon learn what it’s like the hard way when they cross paths with an actual criminal.
(S4E15) Megan’s First Kiss
Air date: April 7, 2007
Megan’s secretive behavior leads Drake & Josh to believe she’s up to something. After spying on her in The Premiere, it turns out that Megan has a boyfriend, who she has been dating for 7 weeks, but they embarrass Cory, causing him to break up with Megan. To make things right, Drake and Josh apologize to Cory so he can go out with Megan again. Josh goes to The Premiere to pick up his paycheck when he sees Cory dating his second girlfriend, Monica, (who he has been dating for a month).
(S4E16) Battle of Panthatar
Air date: April 15, 2007
Drake & Josh are invited to their friend’s, Thorton’s 16th birthday which will air on MTV. But because of Drake, who makes out with Thorton’s girlfriend, he and Josh get their party invitations revoked. To get into the party, Josh pushes Drake into giving Thorton his autographed Abbey Road (The Beatles) album. Even though he receives the gift, Thorton still doesn’t welcome the both of them into the party, angering Drake. As a result, they invade the party dressed up as the Red Sky Nauts from Galaxy Wars (Parody Of Star Wars) with lightsabers, to get the album back.
Really Big Shrimp (movie)
Air date: August 3, 2007
Drake finally gets a record deal with Spin City Records with Josh as his manager. He seems totally cool with it–until his song is turned into an unwanted pop mix because Josh signed away creative control on a contract, causing Drake to fire Josh as manager. Josh then gives the CD to the news lady that wasn’t the remix. Also, Mindy decides to work at The Premiere to get closer to Josh, which doesn’t really work. Helen makes a deal with Craig and Eric to video tape her wedding with Buzz. with Helen’s wedding approaching, the Parker-Nichols family must cope with the fact that her grandmother is staying at their house. At the end of the show, Josh gets back with Mindy.
(S4E17) Helicopter
Air date: August 5, 2007
After Drake wins a chance to skydive out of a helicopter, his parents go completely against it and restrict him from doing it. Drake disobeys his parents and goes skydiving anyway. Josh tries to stop him, but both of them end up going. Soon, they lose their pilot, radio, and a parachute. They eventually run out of fuel. They jump out with one parachute as a last resort to escape. Then they go to their house and the pilot arrives at the house. Their dad has to pay $400,000 in order to buy the pilot a new helicopter and then Drake and Josh ground themselves for 2 weeks.
(S4E18) Dance Contest
Air date: September 16, 2007
Josh enters a dance contest to earn extra credit so he can be the top student in his class. But Drake, who is threatened of failing gym and the 11th grade, enters and steals Josh’s original dance partner. Josh ends up with the top young dancer in Eastern Europe, who is unattractive and incredibly mean. Backstage, Drake and Josh’s partners fight and get disqualified from the dance competition. Drake and Josh must then dance together and win the competition.
Merry Christmas Drake & Josh (movie)
Air date: December 5, 2008
Drake throws a Christmas party on the roof of the Premiere, but when a groups of teens trash the place, Josh is arrested and put in jail. At night, Drake breaks into prison, after he promises to provide a little girl and her foster-family the ‘Best Christmas Ever’. But when he’s caught, both Drake & Josh are threatened to prison for life, if they don’t keep the promise. However, another officer of the law, Perry Gilbert, tries to mess up their chances of giving them the ‘Best Christmas Ever’, When Officer Gilbert tricks “Crazy” Steve into telling the foster-family about everything, they leave Drake & Josh at the festival.
